Cats keep trying to bury them

Dating a lawyer jokes best

The cows were raised on his land, he said, they should be his. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office. As he drove, more and more pigs joined in and followed him. They cam upon an open stretch of country and noticed a hangman's noose dangling from a tree, solemnly waving in the breeze.

After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.

The second hearse has a lawyer who opposed me in some business litigation. An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.

He found a

The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury.

Hell, you need just to lobby for the research grant. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. He came to a bridge over a river deep in a gorge, stopped, rolled down his window, threw the brass pig over the side, and sped off.

The lawyers take

They both look good hanging from a tree. Three guys were casting their lines to catch some fish and a couple were rowing in a small boat. The President decides to give them a test. Take your foot off his head. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.